January 23, 2006

Celebrities Without Makeup

Nothing more fun in the celeb world then to see our favorite stars in “the natural”.

Jessica Simpson Gets Turned Off

Now it all makes sense. I didn’t think anyone could be that stupid. Apparently Jessica Simpson is merely a “fembot” of sorts and they have had problems the last couple years with her programing. They forgot the intelligence chip and the “don’t act like a slut” chip.

Here she is being powered off and taken home for the night:

Paris Hilton Joins Mensa

In case you hadn’t noticed, Paris Hilton is pretty f-cking retarded. We have all known this for quite some time, but we never had permanent recorded legal records of it. Well, now we do.
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Olsen Twins Open A Bakery

Mary-Kate and and Ashley Olsen have invested in the Sweet Lady Jane baking company in LA. They will not being baking or serving, however they do plan on being active in the running of the business. First on their to do list, add chocolate peanut butter banana cupcakes to the menu… Yum?

Jessica Simpson Loves Her Breasts

Heat Magazine has published their recent interview with Jessica Simpson in which they talk about her two biggest assets. Of course Im talking about her amazing wit and ability to not let herself be exploited.

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Did Britney Spears Get Arrested ?

No, she didn’t get arrested, but her and her brother did break down in Kevin Federlines car. Of course the wonderful paparazzi were there to turn the debacle into a wonderfully embarrassing situation.
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Jack Osbourne and Kate Moss Dating

As far as we have been able to tell from our sources, this seemingly impossible headline may actually be true. Jack Osbourne and Kate Moss were seen at a local night club being “friendly”. Now whether or not this is actually true, I seriously doubt pain and torture is part of Kate Moss’s treatment for drug addiction!

Eminem Wedding Pictures

Here is an actual non white trash photo of Eminem and his wife after their wedding. Quote shocking isn’t it?
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Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake Get Kissy

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake doing a little PDA. They actually look like they are really in love, thats kind of refreshing!
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Date Rape and the Gotti’s at YouTube

Funny video I was sent from YouTube.com. One word describes it; “Douchebaggery”.

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January 21, 2006

Mariah Carey and Naomi Campbell Leave Hotel Together

I wonder what they were talking about? World peace, starving children, who can de-value human life more? I think that challenge would go to Mariah, as she has reduced everyone around her to mear peasants who purpose to is praise and embelish her.

Jennifer Lopez Pregnant

If the article I found on MS-NBC is true, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may be pregnant. Now, I realize that there have been tons of rumors before about them being pregnant, but this may finally be an accurate news story. (Accuracy is pretty rare in the gossip business).
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January 20, 2006

Fergie Looks Freakish

Why does anyone think Fergie from The Black Eyed Peas is attractive? She looks more and more like a freak every time I see her. Either her lips are too big, her jaw is becoming more mannish, or she has had a ridiculous face lift, but she looks very fake in this photo.

January 19, 2006

Its An All Paris Posting Day

Besides pissing herself and getting felt up by creepy guys, its all just normal everyday whoring for Paris. Here she is making the raunchy night club scene even more dirty.
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