Can’t look young forever
Madonna has shown that you can’t look young forever, but you can certainly get married at any age. Some stars however we want to get old, die, and fade away, but they keep clinging for the last scraps of stardom.
Being the only Fraiser fan in Ohio I was very saddened to hear that Eddie died, however I imagine most of my readers are probably bigger fans of the late Aaron Spelling’s TV shows instead. On a random side-note does anyone else hate Ann Coulter?
In the random news room today we have quite a few fun stories. Pharrel Williams apparently employs bigots, Axel Rose gets hungry and decides to eat a security guard, Naomi Campbell clubs another maid to death, and John Cusak has a stalker? really?
Meanwhile Ashlee Simpson turns down Playboy for $4 million dollars while her sister continues to use sex to rescue her career. In lighter news it appears the Jay-Z and Beyonce are not broken up, but Jennifer might want to end it after Vince invited his parents to watch Anniston’s nude scenes while shooting The Break-Up.
Being I hate Tom Cruise I was delighted to hear no one gives a shit about his baby, but then was immediately saddened to hear the Justin and Cameron were still together. Losing to Angelina is the baby pic sell-off sucks for Tom, but Angelina could be ready to cash in again with her naked paintings. Speaking of cashing in, they sure are milking Superman for all its worth.
OK, lets rap this up for June 27th with a shebang of funness. Lookout Europe cuz Michael Jackson is on his way, Brandon Routh is ugly compared to his statue, apparently getting married to a psycho doesn’t count in the Catholic church, thank god Jessica Simpson didn’t get the part for Dallas, and Rush Limbaugh better get a prescription for his limp dick next time. Scarlett and Woody light up Hello! magazine, Lindsay Lohan kills her stylist,
Fun Finishing Links:
Amazing sandals, Buffet gives $37 billion to charity,
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The Ballad of Rush Limbaugh
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Comment by Rosh Limbo — June 27, 2006 @ 10:52 pm