Kfed gives to charity while Nicky Gets Knocked Up
20 volumes of perpetually fucked rocker Pete Doherty’s incoherent ramblings will be bound into a single, hardcover volume and marketed as poetry in March 2007. Surprisingly, Doherty actually won a poetry competition when he was in his teens, but we’re not buying that as proper justification for killing more trees. Doherty was expected to make the announcement himself yesterday, but was unable to make it due to a last-minute smack delivery. Instead, Orion editor Ian Preece was forced to rationalize on the young poet’s behalf:
Review Copies Will Distributed With a Promotional Gift Pack Filled With Pipes and Syringes
Kevin gives to charity, Jolie is open to seeing her Mom again, Nicole Kidman hits the hospital, Philip Seymour is expecting a baby, and Nicky Hilton Pregnant?
Meanwhile Reese is pissed cause everyone keeps calling her pregnant, but she is just fat, Madonna makes Guy Richie sleep in another room, and nerds can celebreate Lord of The Rings hitting DVD again.
Related Articles:
- Britney and Kevin Over Again?
- Federline say to get rid of bodyguard
- Britney Spears Headed For Divorce
- Britney Spears on Will & Grace
- Britney Spears Nipple
- Kevin Federline Wants to Open Nightclub
- Did Britney Spears Get Arrested ?
No Comments »
No comments yet.
RSS feed for comments on this post.